You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun.
I will also never understand how somebody that makes less than $8 an hour gets the living fuck taxed out of their paycheck but politicians aren’t taxed shit, but that’s none of my business. Life ain’t fair is it.
Backstage: Stella McCartney S/S 2015 - Paris Fashion Week 2014
"I gave my three year old daughter some worthless coins, and jokingly told her that she was rich. She went and hid the coins away, and I forgot all about them. Around the same time, my oldest daughter got a bunch of money from her aunts and uncles for her birthday. A few months later, we needed money for food, and I asked my oldest daughter if we could use some of her birthday money. She refused. I almost started crying, because I thought then that I had completely failed as a parent. But suddenly, my youngest daughter appeared, and gave me back the handful of coins that I had given her."
(Mexico City, Mexico)
biology is silly i already know what i’m made of. candy and disappointment
Hey guys, you get it? It’s pumpkin pi.